Committee of Conundrums: Apply to Be a Member 5!

Warning: This committee is for the most adventurous and bewildered individuals.

Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate the uncharted territories of bureaucratic red tape.

Apply to join us and face the challenges of:

• Unending meetings
• Unsolved mysteries
• Unrelenting paperwork

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We are not responsible for any mental health consequences that may arise from this application process.

However, if you do decide to join, you will receive:

• A personalized certificate of participation (signed by the committee chair)
• A free lunch on Fridays (if we can find a budget for it)
• A chance to make friends who will tolerate you for the rest of your life

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