Committee of Conundrums: Where prophets are made, but mostly just confused

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the world's most pressing issues are deliberated over by the world's most bewildered individuals. Our members are a mix of experts and confused individuals, all united in our quest for answers that we're pretty sure we already knew but can't quite remember where we put them.

Our current conundrums include:

• The meaning of life, or more specifically, the best way to make a good tuna sandwich
• The secret to eternal youth, or more specifically, how to get our hands off this pesky 3D printer that's been printing out endless copies of the same sad, sad face
• Why the chicken crossed the road, but more specifically, why we still can't get the Wi-Fi to work in the break room

Meet our esteemed members who have dedicated themselves to solving these and other pressing problems.

If you're feeling overwhelmed, you can contact our 24/7 hotline for guidance, or simply take a deep breath and try to remember where you put your keys.