The Committee of Conundrums: Where Doing Nothing is a Full-Time Job
Welcome to the esteemed Committee of Conundrums, where our esteemed members, led by the illustrious Steve the Slacker, have mastered the art of doing nothing.
Our budget breakdowns are legendary, featuring:
We've got a whole department dedicated to the art of finding new ways to do nothing.
Department of Nothing Foundations
Steve the Slacker's Budget Breakdowns
We've allocated 50% of our budget for:
- Napping: 20% for naps, 15% for dozing, and 15% for simply resting our eyes.
- Snacking: 25% for junk food, 10% for artisanal cheeses, and 5% for organic granola bars.
- Procrastination: 30% for putting off tasks, 15% for reorganizing our desks, and 5% for playing video games.
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