Lost and Found

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' Lost and Found department, where we've got all your missing items that we're pretty sure we'll never find.

Our inventory is a mess, but we've got:

• A pair of socks with one missing toe
• A mitten that smells like last week's tuna sandwich
• A VHS of the 1997 Oscars
• A used tissue with a faint scent of existential dread

If you're looking for something, try our:

• Maybe it's here?
• Definitely not here, though