Committee of Conundrums - John Constipated, Esq.
Chairman and Chief Conundruster
John Constipated, Esq. is a renowned expert in the field of Conundrums. He has spent years studying the intricacies of knots, tangles, and other vexing vexations.
As Chairman and Chief Conundruster, John is responsible for leading the Committee of Conundrums in its quest for understanding and resolution.
His areas of expertise include:
- Conundrums of the digestive system
- Tangles in the fabric of space-time
- Unraveling knots in the minds of the confused
- Unearthing the roots of existential dread
Recent Conundrums Solved:
- Unraveling the tangled web of a particularly pesky sweater
- Solving the conundrum of a stuck zipper
- Uncovering the source of a mysterious, persistent itch