We are the Committee of Conundrums, a group of experts in the field of making things more complicated.
Please do not contact us, but if you must:
Chairperson of Conundrums: Our Chairperson
Deputy Conundrums: Our Deputy
Conundrums Anonymous: Join Our Support Group
Send us a strongly worded letter to: Our Postbox
Or just stare at this wall for a while: