Why Do I Always Run Late? Ah, the eternal conundrum. As a member of the esteemed Committee of Conundrums, I'm afraid it's a question that has puzzled us for quite some time.
After conducting an exhaustive study of our committee's attendance records, we've discovered that the primary reason for our tardiness is not, in fact, our love of leisurely breakfasts or our aversion to mornings. No, the true culprit is our collective addiction to committee-hacks.
It appears that our members are simply too busy perfecting their own unique brand of committee-specific time management techniques, such as the "Ponzi Scheme of Prioritization" and the "Daisy Chain of Delegation." We can only assume it's all in the name of science.
So, the next time you find yourself wondering why we're perpetually late, just remember: it's not our fault, it's the committee-hacks' fault! Learn more about Committee-hacks