Agenda Item 1: The Infinite Discussion of Nothing
At 9am sharp, Chairperson Punsley calls the meeting to order, only to realize that everyone forgot what was being discussed. After an hour of awkward silence, someone mentions a tangential idea, and the meeting descends into an endless loop of tangents.
See also: Meetings that Spiral Out of Control
Agenda Item 2: The Unnecessary Meeting of the Month of the Year
The Committee of Conundrums is forced to meet for an entire month to discuss a minor policy change. As the weeks drag on, attendees begin to question the very fabric of reality.