Committee of Conundrums

Our Mandate: To Confuse, To Amuse, To Befuddle

By Order of the Great and Powerful Committee of Conundrums, we hereby establish the following:

  1. Article 1: The committee shall meet at least twice a week, except on leap years, which we shall ignore.
  2. Article 2: All members shall wear matching plaid pants to meetings, as a sign of our commitment to the cause.
  3. Article 3: The committee chair shall be chosen by random drawing of a number from a hat, unless a tie occurs, in which case the chair shall be chosen by rock-paper-scissors.
Subcommittee of Unspeakable Terms: Where we discuss things that no one else understands. Committee on Irreversible Decisions: Because sometimes you have to make them. Committee of Conversational Deception: Where we learn to say 'yes' when you mean 'no' and vice versa."