Sock Matic Data: A Study of the Vanishing Socks
| Sock Type | Disappearance Date | Location | Witness |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blue Stripes | February 27, 2023 | The Laundry Room, Apartment 3B | John, The Sock Whisperer |
| Green Polka Dots | March 14, 2019 | The Sock Drawer, Basement | Jenny, The Sock Sleuth |
| Red Stripes | June 1, 2022 | The Washing Machine, Laundry Room | Bob, The Sock Detective |
Still missing: Missing Socks of Our Sock Puppet President
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