Committee of Conundrums: Why Is Gravity So Grumpy?
Established in 2025 by the Galactic Union of Scientists (G.U.S.), our committee is tasked with investigating the irksome demeanor of gravity.
- Chairperson: Zephyr, the wisecracking physicist
- ประก Secretary: Dr. Balthazar, the bespectacled astronomer
- Moderator: Professor Punsley, the gravity-defying acrobat
The committee's latest research paper, "Gravity's Got a Problem," has been making waves in the scientific community. Our next meeting will be held on the moon of Gloopernacks, where we'll discuss the feasibility of using dark matter to placate the grumpy giant.
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