Committee of Conundrums: Slipper Purpose Form 26

Section 1: The Great Slipper Debate

Do you have an opinion on the purpose of slippers? Do they serve as a means to an end, or are they merely an end unto themselves?

Section 2: Slipper Statistics

Please provide the following information:

• How many pairs of slippers have you worn in the past year?
• What is your preferred slipper material? (Cotton, Faux Fur, or Unicorn Hair)

Section 3: Slipper Philosophy

Which of the following philosophical frameworks best describes your slipper-wearing experience?

• Existentialism: Slippers are a mere mortal construct, devoid of inherent meaning.
• Postmodernism: Slippers are a pastiche of cultural signifiers, devoid of inherent meaning.
• Slipper-entialism: Slippers are a fundamental aspect of the human experience, inextricably linked to our very being.