The Sock Draw Protocol (SDP)

The Sock Draw Protocol is a comprehensive guide to the art of drawing socks in committee meetings.

Step 1: Gather all committee members in a circle, each holding a sock.

Step 2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and focus on the sock.

Step 3: Using a fine-tip pen, draw the sock in precise detail, including but not limited to:

  • Toe shape
  • Ankle shape
  • Cuff shape (including any holes or tears)
  • Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 for each committee member, creating a masterpiece of socky goodness.

    Step 5: Present your artwork to the committee, and engage in a heated discussion about the relative merits of your work.

    Optional step: Establish a sock-themed subcommittee to review and approve all future drawings.

    Hyperlinks:

    Sock Draw Subcommittee Sock Draw Hierarchy Sock Draw Schedule

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