The Committee of Conundrums

Resolution 1

The Undergarment Overlords have convened to discuss the pressing matter of socks that have gone rogue in the laundry room.

After hours of heated debate and much deliberation, the Committee has come to the following conclusion:

Resolution 1: All missing socks shall be considered a national emergency, and a task force shall be established to track down the errant garments.

Subcommittee: Sock Retrieval and Recovery (SRC) Team

Hyperlink to SRC Subpage: View SRC Team Roster

Hyperlink to Sock-related Memes: Laugh at the Sockpocalypse

Next Meeting: The Committee will reconvene in one week to discuss the implementation of Resolution 1.

Hyperlink to Meeting Minutes: View Meeting Minutes

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