html Committee of Conundrums - Proposals for the Most Elaborate of Undergarments

For the Love of all things Unmentionable, We Propose...

Proposals for the Most Elaborate of Undergarments

Proposal 1: The InflatoPants of Doom

Because who needs pants when you can just inflate them with helium to achieve ultimate comfort and flexibility?

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Proposal 2: The Self-Tying Top Hat of Utter Confusion

Whereby the undergarment is also a top hat, because why not?

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Proposal 3: The Socks That Eat SocksApply to Join the Overlords Or, if you're just here for the memes, click the link below. Go for the Memes