It's time for the Committee of Conundrums to face the music. In Phase 1, we're going to tackle the tough questions.
Will our leader's toupee stay on in the face of a Category 5 hurricane? Only time (and a team of expert wind-tunnel engineers) will tell.
We're also going to investigate the feasibility of using only Comic Sans for all official communication.
Phase 2: The Reality Check 2 is next.