Committee of Conundrums
Established in 1923 to tackle the most intractable of problems, the Committee of Conundrums has been the go-to destination for experts in the art of making a mess of things.
Internal Memos
Memorandum #1
We have determined that the optimal way to spend our budget is by buying more staplers. Our research indicates that 37% more staplers will result in 92% fewer meetings.
Read Memorandum #2Memorandum #2
Our findings suggest that by implementing the "Pendulum Theory" of decision-making, we will be 100% more efficient in our decision-making process. Unfortunately, this will also result in 100% more existential dread.
Read Memorandum #3