The Committee of Conundrums

Where the Most Ill-Conceived Concepts Come to Life

Chairperson: Boris "The Bureaucrat" Bottomsworth

• Department of Contradictions
• Subcommittee of Similarly Bad Ideas
• Expert Advisory Board of Absolute Nonsense

Our motto: "Why fix it when you can just make it worse?"

Current Projects:

• The "Inflatable Skyway" - A highway system where the roads inflate and deflate randomly.
• The "Self-Destructing Toaster" - A toaster that will randomly stop working after 5 uses.

Join us, and together we can make a real mess of this place!

Or, you know, just contact us and we'll send someone to explain it to you.