Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Log 2024-04-01

Item 1: The Great Sock Drawer Enigma

Mrs. Whiskerface: "I've been pondering this for weeks, but I just can't seem to figure it out."

Chairperson McSnarl: "I've been pondering it for decades, and I'm still stumped."

Professor P. Puzzlement: "I've written 500 pages of theory on the subject, but I'm afraid I've only made it worse."

Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Tarts

Mrs. Whiskerface: "I'm convinced it's a dastardly plot by the kitchen staff."

Chairperson McSnarl: "I've been sniffing around, and I think it's just a case of 'they were eaten by the cat'."

Professor P. Puzzlement: "I've calculated the probability of tart disappearance, and it's clear: 99.9999% chance the cat did it."