Report by: Committee Member 3
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have convened for the 12th time in the last fortnight. Our discussions have been... enlightening. We've managed to solve a whopping 0.5% of the problems we've been presented with.
Highlights include:
- The discovery of a hidden cookie jar in the break room, containing 5 cookies. We are still trying to decide who ate the first 3.
- Committee Member 1's 3-hour soliloquy on the meaning of life.
- The introduction of a new policy requiring all meetings to start with a 10-minute break to accommodate our collective need for coffee.
Our next meeting will be in 3 days, 2 hours, and 14 minutes. Don't miss it!
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