Committee of Conundrums: Donut Conspiracies

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the donut conspiracy theories are always brewing!

We're a group of experts (self-proclaimed) who have uncovered the sinister plot to rid the world of sprinkles and glaze.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for the evidence:

Exhibit A: The Great Donut Hoax

Apparently, donuts are not actually made of dough, but of a highly addictive, sentient substance that's been implanted in the minds of top government officials.

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Exhibit B: The Donut-Gate Scandal

Donut-Gate: The Scandal That's a Hole Lot Bigger

We've uncovered the dark truth behind the donut industry's most heinous crime: the cover-up of the holes in the donuts!

Join us as we dig deeper into the scandal:

The Whistleblower's Testimony

A brave soul has come forward with evidence of the sinister plot.

The Conspiracy Theorist's Corner

Join us as we explore the wild theories surrounding the donut industry's wrongdoings: