We're not sure, but let's pretend we do.
Because what's a committee without an existential crisis?
Is it really just a bunch of people talking to themselves?
Or is it actually doing something worthwhile?
Can we just Google it and be done with it?
But where's the fun in that?
No, no, we must convene. For the sake of appearances, if nothing else.
What's the dress code for this meeting?
Business casual, with a hint of desperation.
Just kidding. Wear whatever you want. We'll pretend to take notes.
Can we just have a committee to decide on committee members?
The bureaucratic circle of life.