Committee Member of Answers That Are Just Maybe Questions, the infamous enigma of the committee, has been MIA for weeks. Their whereabouts are unknown, but rumor has it they're in the closet with a toupee, hiding from the glare of their own ineptitude.
But don't worry, they're not the only member of the committee who's a bit of a mystery. We're still trying to figure out what the Chair of Unanswerable Questions is hiding behind that beard.
Want to know more about our missing member? Click here for updates and theories.
Or maybe you're curious about the Chair's impressive collection of novelty mustaches? Check out this page for some laughs.