Committee Member of the Indecisive and Indefinite

Meet the esteemed member of our esteemed committee, known for their inability to commit and their fondness for the unknown.

Biography:

Our committee member's name is Bartholomew Wobblebottom, a renowned expert in the field of Indecisiveness Studies.

Notable Contributions:

• Failed to attend 47 meetings in one quarter, setting a new record for most consecutive meetings missed.
• Spent 3 hours deliberating on the meaning of the word "yes", only to conclude that it's a complex and multifaceted concept.
• Successfully stalled 14 projects, earning them a special commendation for "Most Creative Use of Delayed Decision-Making."

Personal Interests:

Bartholomew enjoys collecting antique door knobs, practicing extreme ironing, and reorganizing the furniture in their office.