Committee of Conundrums: The Most Enigmatic of All

Meet the members of this enigmatic committee:

• Chairperson: Zarathustra, Lord of the Unsolvable Problems
• Assistant to the Chancellor of Perpetual Confusion, Assistant to the Assistant
• Secretary to the Secretary to the Secretary of Inscrutable Memos
• Vice-Chairman of Indecisiveness (and also Vice-Chairman of Indecisiveness), Vice-Chairman of Indecisiveness (and also Vice-Chairman of Indecisiveness)