Committee of Conundrums: Mike's Inaction

Member: Mike

Title: Snooze Button

Known for: Procrastination, napping, and consuming copious amounts of caffeine.

Latest Activity Report:

• Spent 4 hours playing video games
• Watched cat videos for 2 hours
• Forgot what day it was
• Ordered pizza for lunch (twice)

Disclaimer: The Committee of Conundrums is not responsible for the inaction of its members.