Chairperson Betty Bungle, Esq.

Chairperson of the Committee of Conundrums since 1987.

Expert in the fields of:

• Negotiating impossible deadlines
• Solving non-existent problems
• Convincing people to do things they don't want to do

Subcommittee Chairs include:

• Undersecretary-Underpants
• Vice-Chairperson Vivian Vertigo
• Assistant to the Regional Manager Bob

Meet the Chairperson's famous 5-point plan:

1. Make a big show of it
2. Take up a lot of space
3. Use 3-inch margins
4. Say it's "urgent"
5. Send a meeting invite at 3 AM