John the Jester's Jolly Jokes and Riddles
Where wit and wisdom meet
Warning: the minimalist aesthetic of this page may cause existential dread in some viewers. Prolonged exposure to John's humor may result in spontaneous combustion. Please don't say we didn't warn you.
- Learn more about John the Jester, master of mirth and mayhem
- Tremble at the tales of John's terrible puns and dreadful jokes
- Join John's Jester Jamboree for a night of merriment and mayhem
Why did_goals go to the doctor? Because they were feeling a bit "goal-less"! (get it? No, no, don't worry, it's a groaner of a joke)
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? To get some fowl playtime! (ba-dum-tss!)
R prophets have foreseen the rise of John the Jester's Jamboree, a night of unending laughter and unbridled merriment! Join us for a night of:
- Laughing until your sides ache (and then some)
- Dancing in the aisles until your feet hurt (and then some)
- Drinking until you're not sure what's going on (but you'll still be laughing)