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Time-Traveling Ted is a committee member who has been stuck in the 80s since 1984. He's still trying to get back to 2023 but keeps getting sidetracked by neon-lit nightclubs and mullets.
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Ted's Paradoxical Dilemma is a complex problem that has been puzzling Time-Traveling Ted for decades. It involves a VHS player, a time machine, and a packet of Tang.
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