Assistant to the Assistant
A stalwart defender of bureaucracy, the Assistant to the Assistant is tasked with attending meetings about meetings, and attending meetings about attending meetings. Their duties include but are not limited to:
- Ensuring that the Assistant's chair is always filled.
- Maintaining a comprehensive list of meeting minutes, including but not limited to: who, what, when, where, why, and who-else.
- Providing counsel on matters of utmost import, such as which meeting room has the best coffee.
Notable Accomplishments:
- Successfully attending the Secretary's Secretary to the meeting about meetings.
- Inventing the art of "Meetingception" – attending meetings to discuss attending meetings.
Currently on sabbatical, seeking enlightenment at the prophets of the Absurd.