Assistant to the Vice Chair's Achievements in Minimalism

Our committee has managed to:

• Meet in a cramped, windowless conference room for 5 years straight.
• Conduct a meeting with only a single, flickering fluorescent light.
• Create a 10-page document using only Comic Sans and 5-point font.

And we're not even done yet! Check out our latest projects:

• Our Current Project
• Suggestions for Improvement (if we can be bothered)