Committee of Conundrums: The Most Confusing Group in Existence

Meet the Members:

• Bert the Brusker: Our resident expert on all things boring and mundane.
• Carl the Confuser: Our go-to guy for making things more complicated.
• Bertina the Baffler: Our chief confounder of clear communication.
• And finally, meet Bertrand the Brainiac: Our self-proclaimed "genius" who insists on wearing a tin foil hat to meetings.

Bertrand, our resident brainiac, is currently working on the committee's most ambitious project yet: "The Great Sock Conspiracy Theory" - a 10,000 page report on the societal implications of missing socks in the wash.

Want to learn more about Bertrand's latest brainchild? Click here.