Bureau Chief of Red Tape
Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, the most esteemed and feared institution in the land of Bureaucratic Red Tape.
As the Bureau Chief of Red Tape, I, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, am responsible for ensuring that every form, application, and report is properly filled out in triplicate, with all requisite stamps, signatures, and bureaucratic flourishes.
My department has developed a sophisticated system of 17 different forms to ensure that every possible contingency is covered, and our team of highly trained Red Tape Specialists are on standby 24/7 to help guide you through the process.
Don't get stuck in the quagmire of Red Tape? No problem! Our team is here to help. Just click here to get started.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to navigate the infamous Red Tape Abyss, where the rules are few and the consequences are dire.
forms = 17
stamps = 42
signatures = 27
bureaucratic flourishes = infinite
Disclaimer: All forms, applications, and reports are subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited.
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