CHAIRMAN OF ABSURDITY'S COMMITTEE OF CONFUSION
Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where logic is a distant memory and sanity is a distant past. I, the Chairman of Absurdity, preside over this gathering of the most bewildered and befuddled individuals in the land.
Our committee members are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing, accomplishing nothing, and achieving nothing. We're like the Avengers, but instead of saving the world, we just save our sanity by pretending to be busy.
Our meetings are legendary for their lack of productivity, and our reports are renowned for their lack of clarity. But hey, who needs actual results when you can have a good excuse for a free lunch?
Some notable committee members include:
- Member of Muddled Thinking
- Expert in Extensive Napping
- Chief of Doing Absolutely Nothing
- Chairman of Confusion (that's me!)