Bob the Bureaucrat, a man of mystery, has held this title for 12 years, 7 months, and 11 days.
His qualifications for the position are:
- A degree in Bureaucratic Studies from the University of Red Tape
- A minor in Paperwork
- A major in Form- filling
- A certificate in Redundancy
Chairman Bob is known for his exceptional skills in:
- He can schedule a meeting in under 5 minutes
- He can fill out a 20-page form in 10 minutes
- He can turn a simple yes or no into a 3-day debate
Read about our other esteemed committee members View last year's committee agenda (it's a real page-turner)