For any absurd, out-of-touch, or completely fabricated complaints about our committee, please contact:
Or, if you must, you may contact our committee's in-house therapist, Dr. B. F. Punsley.
- Phone: 1-800-CONUNDRUMS (1-800-266-6837)
- FAX: 1-800-CONUNDRUMP (1-800-266-8237)
Disclaimer: Please note that we do not actually care about your complaints or issues, but we'll pretend to for the sake of appearances.