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Committee of Conundrums

A Press Release of Utter Incoherence

A statement from the Committee of Conundrums: "We're not really sure what we're talking about, but it sounds good."

Full Press Release

We, the Committee of Conundrums, are pleased to announce that we've made a statement, but we're not entirely sure what it means. It's probably something important, though.

We've been meeting for months, but our minutes are lost, and our notes are illegible. We've tried to summarize our discussions, but they just don't make sense.

Despite our best efforts, we've come to no real conclusions. But hey, that's what we're here for, right?

Stay tuned for more updates, or not. We'll probably just post something else and hope you don't notice.

Meet the Committee Member of the Month!

Meet the Committee Member of the Month: Bob

Bob is our resident expert on nothing. He's been on the committee for years, but we're not really sure what he's accomplished.

Bob's favorite hobby is collecting dust. He's got an impressive collection, but it's just a pile of old rocks.

Bless you, Bob. You're the real MVP.

Read more about Bob's questionable contributions