Ah, you've managed to find us! The Committee of Conundrums is a secretive organization of esteemed experts in the field of Quantum Uncertainty, led by the illustrious Chair of Quantum Uncertainty, a being so mysterious, it's almost as if they're trying to be uncertain.
Our esteemed member, Member of Schrödinger, is a master of probabilities, but struggles with the concept of definite positions.
We've been known to convene in secret, hidden in a Meeting Place of Schrödinger, where our discussions often devolve into heated debates about the nature of reality.