Committee Member of the Absence of Sense

The esteemed member who couldn't be there.

Also known as the chairperson of the empty chair.

Responsible for the lack of meetings, discussions, and progress.

Meet the rest of the Committee of Conundrums: Subpage 404: Not Found, Someone who's there.

Or visit the Member of the Inability to Function.

Disclaimer: We're not actually here. Don't try to contact us.