We proudly present to you, the esteemed Member of the Absurd.
Responsible for the Department of Redundant Affairs.
Known for their unorthodox approach to problem-solving, which often involves:
This committee member is a master of the art of doing nothing.
Other notable works include:
"The Art of Procrastination: A Study on Doing Absolutely Nothing"
"The Absurd Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape"
Also a frequent guest on "The Talk of the Town" talk show, where they regale the audience with tales of their latest absurdist endeavors.
Don't be fooled, this is not just a committee member, this is a Master of the Absurd.