Member of the Month: June, 1923
Meet the esteemed Committee Member of the Slow and the Steady, known for their unwavering commitment to deliberation.
Notable Achievements:
- Spent 17 minutes deciding on the color of the wallpaper for the committee room.
- Conducted an exhaustive 5-day study on the optimal coffee-to-water ratio in the break room.
- Successfully negotiated a 30% increase in the committee's meeting duration from 3 hours to 4 hours.
Quoted:
"I'd rather deliberate all night than rush into a hasty decision."
Next Meeting: June 15, 2023
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