Q: What is the airspeed velocity of a charging llama?
A: It's 37, 000 ft/sec, or 10.6 km/sec, which is roughly equivalent to the speed of a confused bureaucrat.
Q: Do you know the average number of pancakes served per minute at the local diner?
A: A staggering 14.5 per minute, which is also roughly equivalent to the number of times a politician breaks their promise.