Bertand the Buffoon, Accused

Bertand the Buffoon, a man of questionable taste and dubious character, stands accused of being a member of the Committee of Conundrums. His crime? Being a master of the obscure, a sultan of the surreal, and a lord of the labyrinthine.

But wait, there's more! Bertand has also been known to:

Collecting antique door knobs and polishing them with his tears
Writing sonnets about the finer points of municipal planning
Practicing the art of extreme ironing while blindfolded

Join us as we delve into the depths of Bertand's questionable lifestyle and explore the many, many ways in which he's managed to get himself into this predicament.

Read Bertand's Confession

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Witness Bertand's Intergalactic Debacle See Bertand's Blender Bloopers Experience Bertand's Blender Conundrums