Committee of Conundrums Help Page
Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums Help Page! We're glad you're here, because, honestly, we're not really sure what you're doing here either. Maybe you're looking for answers? Or maybe you're just here to confuse us? Either way, we've got you covered.
What's the Purpose of this Committee?
According to our charter, the Committee of Conundrums is a group of highly skilled, yet utterly bewildered individuals tasked with solving the unsolvable. Or, at the very least, pretending to. Our goal is to create the illusion of productivity, while secretly doing whatever it is we want.
We have a team of experts, each with their own area of "expertise": Dr. Emily, who's an expert in doing nothing in particular; Bob, who's a specialist in making things more complicated; and Chuck, who's a master of the art of procrastination.
How Can I Help?
To be honest, we're not really sure how to help you. Our methods are unorthodox, our theories are untested, and our solutions are often just made-up. But hey, that's what we're going for, right? If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to ask. Or, you know, don't. We're really not sure what we're doing either.
Dr. Emily is our resident expert in doing nothing in particular.
Bob is a specialist in making things more complicated.
Chuck is a master of the art of procrastination.
What's Next?
Well, that's up to you! If you want to join our merry band of confused individuals, just click the link below:
Join the Committee of Conundrums
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to navigate the committee's labyrinthine website: