Committee of Conundrums - Rules of Engagement

Rule 1: Conundrums Must be Handled with Kid Gloves

When dealing with conundrums, committee members are expected to wear kid gloves at all times. Failure to do so will result in a stern talking-to from the Committee Chair.

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Rule 2: No Conundrums After Lunch

Due to the delicate stomachs of some members, conundrums are not to be discussed after lunch hours. Any conundrums brought up post-prandial will result in a stern "not-my-problem" response from the Committee Chair.

Rule 3: Conundrums Must be Clearly Defined

Conundrums must be clearly defined and free of jargon. Any member caught using buzzwords like "synergy" or "disrupt" will be asked to leave the room.

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That's all for now, folks!

Next meeting scheduled for next Tuesday at 3:14 PM sharp!

Until then, stay conundrum-free!