Our statistics are completely made-up and utterly confusing. Don't quote us on anything.
- Confusion Index: 11/10
- Meaningless Meetings per Month: 4.7/5
- Coffee Consumed: 47 gallons/quarter
- Lost souls to the abyss: 3.14 (a π-estimation)
Because who needs clarity, anyway?
Our statistics are completely made-up and utterly confusing. Don't quote us on anything.