Contacting the Elusive Bertrand

Due to Bertrand's notorious aversion to modern communication, we've had to develop a series of increasingly elaborate methods for getting in touch with him.

Option 1: Send a Carrier Pigeon

Our team has trained a fleet of specially equipped carrier pigeons to deliver your message to the reclusive Bertrand. Please note that there is a small fee for this service.

Option 2: Build a Rube Goldberg Machine

Contacting the Elusive Bertrand

Due to Bertrand's notorious aversion to modern communication, we've had to develop a series of increasingly elaborate methods for getting in touch with him.

Option 1: Send a Carrier Pigeon

Our team has trained a fleet of specially equipped carrier pigeons to deliver your message to the reclusive Bertrand. Please note that there is a small fee for this service.

Send a Pigeon

Option 2: Build a Rube Goldberg Machine

We've created a Rube Goldberg machine that will deliver your message to Bertrand in a thrilling display of physics and ingenuity. Please be prepared for a 30% chance of catastrophic failure.

Build a Rube Goldberg Machine

Option 3: Perform a 20-Minute Dance Routine

Our team of expert dancers will perform a 20-minute routine in a public square, hoping to catch Bertrand's eye with our choreographed moves.

Dance for Bertrand

This page was brought to you by the Committee of Conundrums, a group of dedicated professionals who are willing to do whatever it takes to get in touch with the enigmatic Bertrand.