Dean of Deadlinesss Adjutant

The Dean of Deadlinesss Adjutant is responsible for making sure all committee meetings are as painful as possible. Their motto is "We're here to make you wish you were anywhere else."

Meet the Dean:

Meet the Dean's Top 5 Enemies:

  1. Secretary of Sarcasm
  2. Vice-Dean of Vacuity
  3. Dean of Dithering
  4. Associate Dean of Dreary Thoughts
  5. Dean of Dawdling

Meet the Dean's Top 5 Favorite Things:

  1. Taking away your parking spot
  2. Reading 12-hour meeting transcripts
  3. Forgetting to bring a chair
  4. Using Comic Sans
  5. Playing 'who can make the most confusing PowerPoint presentation'

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