Committee of Conundrums

The Dean of Deadlinesss

The Dean of Deadlinesss is our esteemed leader, who has managed to make the committee meetings even more confusing than a choose your own adventure book. Their motto is 'Problems are the answer to every question.'

They have been known to make the following notable decisions:

Secretary of the Senate of Silly Delays

The Secretary of the Senate of Silly Delays is the mastermind behind the committee's notorious tardiness. Their superpower is the ability to turn a 10 minute meeting into a 2 hour discussion.

Some of their famous quotes include:

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