Committee of Conundrums

The Dean of Deadlinesss

The Dean of Deadlinesss is our esteemed leader, who has managed to make the committee meetings even more confusing than a choose your own adventure book. Their motto is 'Problems are the answer to every question.'

They have been known to make the following notable decisions:

• Decided to have 12 meetings on Tuesdays to discuss the same agenda
• Introduced the concept of 'committee- speak'
• Declared 'Monday' to be a non-workday

Secretary of the Senate of Silly Delays

The Secretary of the Senate of Silly Delays is the mastermind behind the committee's notorious tardiness. Their superpower is the ability to turn a 10 minute meeting into a 2 hour discussion.

Some of their famous quotes include:

• "I'm just getting started, I'm not late yet."
• "I've got a few things to do, but I'm not going to do them right now."
• "I'm not late, I'm just on 'committee-time'."

Meet the Committee

• Learn more about the Dean of Deadlinesss and the Secretary of the Senate of Silly Delays
• Meet the Committee Chronicler
• Learn about the Assistant to the Committee Chronicler