As the sun sets on the world, we're proud to announce that our Procrastination Invention Project has finally reached its 37th milestone delay. Our team of highly trained, highly paid experts (yes, we're still waiting on those grants) has made significant breakthroughs in the art of doing nothing productive.
Our lead researcher, Dr. B. H. Lier, has developed a new algorithm to calculate the precise amount of time it takes to scroll through cat memes on the internet. This breakthrough has opened up new avenues for our research in the fields of procrastination, distraction, and general laziness.
Learn more about Dr. Lier's groundbreaking research! | Dr. Lier's Press Releases